After the alien abduction, I was anally probed and identified as subversive. Although it seems like a day in earth time my spiritual being was only missing nano seconds from the planet. If andy warhol made us all famous for 15 minutes what has jerry springer done for us? I suggest that everyone read ted kazinsky's manefesto, follow marx and lennon (graucho and john) watch south park, drink plenty of imported beer and have a good time all the time.